Friday, May 27, 2011

Dear suicidal fishy,

Please stop trying to jump out of the tank.
It's not very fun out here in the world, trust me.
At least in that tank you have a (glass, breakable, jump-out-able) roof over your head,
and (pelleted, fishy-smelly) food every day,
and (fish) people that (really don't, they actually hate you) love you.
Honestly, you life isn't that bad.
It worth living!
So, in short; PLEASE STOP TRYING TO JUMP OUT OF THE FISH TANK.
And if the above listed reasons are not enough,
the other fish are starting to think you're a wimp. Yeah, honestly.
I head them. They were all, "Blubblubblub."
Which translates to: "Did you hear about the fish who keeps trying to jump out? Yeah, he's WEAKKK."
You're ruining your rep! Your fishy rep!
You don't want to loose your fishy rep, do you?
Thank you,
Felicity

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