Dear Facebook,

I'm super confused.

Uhm, since when is "ನಿಮಿಷಗಳು ಬಾಕಿ ಇವೆ" a measure of time?

Well, it's not in any language I know. And it's not in any language that Google Translate knows.

I really think you have some issues, Facebook.

We need to have a talk about you making up times measurements.

It's not okay.

Someone could take you seriously, and think that that was how you measured time forever!

And that would be very, very bad, Facebook.

And all your fault.

With confusion,

Felicity