I cleaned you the other day. And I'm really concerned about some of the things I found.
Such as:
broken glass
half-melted small plastic dog
can of paint
$5 worth of nickels (only concerned about this because NO ONE LIKES NICKELS)
stack of paper stuck together with some sort of red sticky liquid
bottles of water with stuff growing in them
chewed guitar picks
3 halfs of different pairs of head phones
like, 20 cat food cans with moldy food in them
In short, room, I think you're a hoarder. And you need counseling.
We can work through this, room. We really can.
Love,
Felicity
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