MLCG, is this what you want with your life?
To go around the country, meeting crazy cat people and their cats and WRITING SONGS ABOUT IT?
Okay, it probably is. Because you LOVE cats. You ducking love cats. A bit too much.
I mean, I understand. Cats are fantastic animals.
But you're creepy. You're wicked creepy.
When I see your show, I just sit there gaping for a while.
Once your show is gone, you'll just have your money and your cats.
And you'll be a creepy, crazy, rich cat guy.
Is that what you want?
Who am I kidding? Of course it is.
With concern,
Felicity
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