Dear hallway door,

Duck you. Seriously.

I just wanted to go asleep, but you had to creak and open and close until 1 am.

That was a really mean thing to do.

Because I couldn't fall asleep because of you but I didn't want to go to close you because you could've been opening and closing because of a serial killer who was trying to trick me.

So, I just stayed up, terrified, until the wind stopped and you finally shut up.

Thanks to you, I'm really really tired.

I hope you're happy about yourself.

With the burning anger that only a short-tempered 14 year old girl can posses,

Felicity