Sunday, April 10, 2011

Dear kitten,


Oh, Fedora, you are just too cute.
I don't even know what to do about it.
You are just too cute. Too sweet. It gives me a stomach ache.
You're going to make me go into a diabetic coma or something.
Just, just stop. Stop being such an adorable kitten.
Actually, don't. Because once you're not an adorable kitten, you will be a cat.
And I don't want you to be a cat. But I don't want you to be such an adorable kitten.
There's just no way for you to win in this situation, is there?
Sorry,
Felicity

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