Why do you never cook right?
Always too hot on the side, and then the middle is like ice.
Either that or I cook you too long and you explode, making my microwave totally disgusting.
It really upsets me, Hot Pocket. It hurts my feelings that you don't want to cook properly so I can eat you.
It makes me feel bad about my Hot Pocket eating abilities.
I wish we could get along, Hot Pocket.
Maybe we need a counseling session. How does Tuesday sound?
With unreturned love,
Felicity
