You,

You.

You're ruining her.

How dare you do this?

Why do you think it's okay?

Because it most definitely is not.

Stop it. Stop it right now. Or I might just...

implode.

Or punch you in the face. Whatever comes first.

I demand you to IMMEDIATELY cease and desist.

Stop your manipulative, sheepy attitude and ego-centric personality.

Go back to the old you.

For the sake of your so-called "best friend".

I'm not even sure I believe that she means that to you, the way your treat her.

  Who am I kidding? You'll never listen. You'll never even hear.

With disgust,

Felicity

Dear bowling ball,

TO THE LEFTTTTT.

Why don't you listen to me?

You need to go to the left, or whatever direction that I yell.

Go towards to bowling pins.

Not the gutter.

Honestly, you'd be much better off if you would just listen to me!

Whatever. You loss.

Actually, my loss.

But you failed, too.

Love,

Felicity

Dear fragile ones,

You are strong.

But, you fall hard when you fall.
After all, we all have porcelain fists sometimes.

You need to protect yourself.

Don't let the boys and girls break you.

You're better than them.

I love you.

Love,

Felicity

Dear procrastinators,

I thought about writing about you.

I'll do it later.

Love,

Felicity

Dear puppy,

It is NOT okay to eat my flip flop!

Especially when it is my favorite pair of flip-flops and you have to jump up on a chair to get them.

There is a REASON, dear puppy, that I  put them there.

Foolish dog child.

Anyways, I will forgive you THIS TIME because you are so adorable.

But next time, I WILL BE ENRAGED.

This is your FINAL WARNING.

Okay? Okay. Good.

All my love,

Felicity

Dear 'friends',

I am not a scapegoat. 

I am sick of receiving the blame for all of the things wrong with you because I said one thing wrong.

We are not in elementary school, darlings. It is not okay to yell and scream and fuss over nothing.

And it is certainly not the time to start being so petty.

It is actually the time to cease that behavior.

Honestly, grow up please? And let me repeat:

I am not a scapegoat.

Stop treating me as such.

Love and kisses,

Felicity

Dear kitten,

Oh, Fedora, you are just too cute.

I don't even know what to do about it.

You are just too cute. Too sweet. It gives me a stomach ache.

You're going to make me go into a diabetic coma or something.

Just, just stop. Stop being such an adorable kitten.

Actually, don't. Because once you're not an adorable kitten, you will be a cat.

And I don't want you to be a cat. But I don't want you to be such an adorable kitten.

There's just no way for you to win in this situation, is there?

Sorry,

Felicity